Non educated delinquent mother

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Non educated delinquent mother

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:55 pm

A young Glaswiegan mother was attempting to register har children for child support beniffits, the welfare officer asks: "How many children do you have?
mother: "Ten"
WO: Surprised "nd their names?"
mother: "Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex and Alex."
WO: "Dosn't that get confusing?"
mother: "not really, if I want them to come for tea I simply shout Alex, or if I want them to go to bed I simply shout Alex go to bed."
WO: "I see, but suppose you want to speak to them individually?"
mother: "Thats easy, I use their surnames"


maybey only peopl from scotland will get this, I dunno  ::)
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Re: Non educated delinquent mother

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:58 pm

Its a bit like the Londoner joke "What is the definition of mass confusion? Fathers Day in Brixton!" I guess you have to have lived in London to get that one......

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Re: Non educated delinquent mother

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:50 pm

Well, I get them both. ;D

I live near Cambourne see, everone there is everyones sister, brother, in-law or parent.
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Re: Non educated delinquent mother

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:55 pm

I thought Thetford was the incest capital of the UK :o
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Re: Non educated delinquent mother

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:35 pm

I don't get it.

Could someone explain it?
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Re: Non educated delinquent mother

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:54 pm

I thought Thetford was the incest capital of the UK :o


I live close enough to thetford to find that immensly funny ;D
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