German to english translations.

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German to english translations.

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:20 am

Translations of English Aviation Terms for German Speaking Pilots:

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken Airpushbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezn Und Turbinespinnen Bladenrotors (made by Pratt & Whitney).

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkolf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen, Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer der Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen Pushenpullen Bankyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen Highenfaster Mit All der Mach Und Flightenlevels

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkoph das Est Strappened en Der Baacken Mit Der Other Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven Mit Der Luggagebags Someplaceneisen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby Politically Incorrect » Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:20 pm

Hey German I can understand! LOL!!!
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby gw » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:12 am

OMG, that is sooooo funny.  I had to wipe the tears from my eyes before I could finish it.

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Re: German to english translations.

Postby Corsair Freak » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:07 am

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen Pushenpullen Bankyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen


;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;DLMFAOROTFGRB
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:54 am

Thats the funnuest thing I've read in ages, love it  ;D ;D ;D
AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen  

amen  ;D

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Re: German to english translations.

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:56 am

FIGHTER PILOT ---Der Elitest Werker Schmuk Thincis flyging Schkills Urt Boost In Worzold, Egen Goe Higs Shkils Witt Whomen Sux Cuzz Der Dumbkoph Cannt Schtop Burblin Bout Aircraftien Ant Bic Boobies to Whold Cunvertzation Wit obbozit Secs.
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby ysteinbuch » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:44 am

Superben!!  ;D
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby Deputy » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:23 am

I like the last one (FAA)
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:12 pm

German Boomhower?
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:24 am

FIGHTER PILOT ---Der Elitest Werker Schmuk Thincis flyging Schkills Urt Boost In Worzold, Egen Goe Higs Shkils Witt Whomen Sux Cuzz Der Dumbkoph Cannt Schtop Burblin Bout Aircraftien Ant Bic Boobies to Whold Cunvertzation Wit obbozit Secs.


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Re: German to english translations.

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:38 pm

Good, It took me forever to write it. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:42 pm

English to German:

Motorcycle.

Run unt bumpen kick unt scharten pop unt bangen.

(...describes all my old British bikes..)... 8)...!

LOL... ;D...!

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Re: German to english translations.

Postby BMan1113VR » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:26 pm

Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby Wing Nut » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:54 am

As an Irish-American, I find this posting to be racially insensitive.
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Re: German to english translations.

Postby chomp_rock » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:05 am

LOL! Thats a hoot!
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