Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage 
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. 
 
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 
 
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time", she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 
 
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 
 
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric breadmaker.
			
				



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