
But now I'm ready to come out a swingin'.
Listen closely. This is going to be your one and only opportunity. DON'T MISS OUT!
I was looking at the latest stuff from Orbx when IT struck me. Me and some big spending investors can make a lot of bucks!
But first look at this shot.

Yeah, looks great. They're probably making tons of money (just another evil giant corporation

Anyway, for just a few hundred dollars (US, none of that furin money!), you can start in at the very bottom of the next big thing - TRASH!
That's right, trash.
Oh, Orbx may show some tall uncut grass, and even some rust here and there. BUT, I ain't seen no trash in their scenery!
I mean it just ain't realistic! Look out in your yard. What do you see? TRASH! Right?
Now look around in your trailer house. What do you see? TRASH! Right?
So you give me the money, and I'll start a company making photo realistic trash software. We'll make that Orbx stuff look more like real life!
You know...

So just start sending that money in, I'm ready here with some big plastic bags.
