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Lost

Postby expat » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:34 pm

A 93 yr old man's sat on the kerb crying!
A passerby asks "whats up?"
The old man moans "I'm 93, married to a 21 yr old who wants sex before breakfast, lunch,tea & twice again at night!"
Passerby says "whats the problem?"
The old man replies.......... "I can't remember where I live!!
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Lost

Postby FSX_Dude » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:02 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :o ::)
I don't need a Sign.....wait......Damn!
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Re: Lost

Postby Steve M » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:11 pm

;D ;D Nice one!
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Re: Lost

Postby FoxThree » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:12 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lost

Postby DaveSims » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:05 pm

I am confused as to whether to hope this is my fate when older or not. ;D
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