The Men's Room

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The Men's Room

Postby patchz » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:08 pm

Sign over the urinal in the local fire station in the seventies:

If your hose is short,
And your pressure is weak;
Stand up close,
Or you will wet your feet.

In the stall:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Keep it neat, wipe the seat.

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Re: The Men's Room

Postby a1 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:46 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Men's Room

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:00 am

One really good one I saw once on a freshly painted wall, "They paint these walls to stop my pen, But the shithouse poet has struck again,"

Another note worthy one - "Here I sit on the pooper, just gave birth to a Florida State Trooper."
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Re: The Men's Room

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:58 am

Toilet Humour.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

.....prompted me to do the usual Google Search... ;)...>>>

http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list8.html

...amongst many more!... ;D...!

Paul...one of the few joys of having a weak Bladder... ;)... ;)... ;D...!
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Re: The Men's Room

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:08 am

Over the urinal in the pilot's lounge restroom at a small airport I visited once:

"Pilots with short props or low manifold pressure, please taxi close"
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Re: The Men's Room

Postby Groundbound1 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:01 pm

;D ;D ;D


I've always liked:

He that writes upon these walls, rolls his ____ into little balls,
Those that read these words of wit, eats those little balls of ____.

I used to be an expeditor, could give you a million of 'em. ;D
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Re: The Men's Room

Postby Capt.Propwash » Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:59 pm

from the Construction site Port-o-potty:

"Here I sit broken Hearted
Come to $___
But only farted.

Thought I would take the chance
stood up and $___ my pants."
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