Three men walked into a bar...

[H]

Davy Crockett killed it --
and buried what remained of the other three.

(Sorry, Jet Ranger, I just had to do this)

[Jared]

lol, guys walking into bars....whatever happened to them that they weren't smart enough to walk AROUND this darn bar?

[Hagar]

lol, guys walking into bars....whatever happened to them that they weren't smart enough to walk AROUND this darn bar?

I think this bar was of the four-legged variety.

[DONTREADMYUSERNAME]

why would Davy Crockett kill a Browning Assualt Rifle???

Those things are beast (just ask some Nazis)

[H]

why would Davy Crockett kill a Browning Assualt Rifle???Those things are beast (just ask some Nazis)

From what I read many moons ago, Crockett carved his name with "kilt a bar at this tree." This was before his final appearance at the Alamo, where he had much more concern for what was coming out of Mexico than any future concerns about Germany. He very much would have prefered a Browning Assault Rifle, had it only existed, to Bessie, his Musket.

8-)