Super Bowl Fan

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Super Bowl Fan

Postby jimclarke » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:45 pm

A man is given a super bowl ticket by his boss as a reward for his hard work.  The seat he gets is way up in the nosebleed section, much closer to the goodyear blimp than the field.  Soon he spots an empty seat way down front by the 50 yard line.  He decides to work his way down to the empty seat to see if he can sit there.  He asks the occupant in the next seat, "Is anyone sitting there?"  "No, you can sit there,"  Replied the man in the seat next to the empty one, "That was my wife's seat.  We haven't missed the Super Bowl since 1966, but now she's passed away."
"I'm so sorry to hear that," said the first man, "But don't you have a relative or a friend who you could have given the ticket to?"
"Yes I do, but they're all at the funeral."
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Re: Super Bowl Fan

Postby notloste » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:57 pm

LOL!   ;D

Awesome!
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Re: Super Bowl Fan

Postby Corsair Freak » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:01 pm

lol!
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Re: Super Bowl Fan

Postby Craig. » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:22 am

;D ;DA man I can relate to at last ;D
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Re: Super Bowl Fan

Postby tacosforcharles » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:24 pm

Nice one! Heard it before, with Super Bowl replaced with Packer game, I prefer that one naturally.  ;D
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Re: Super Bowl Fan

Postby elite marksman » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:57 pm

Heard it before, but it was the Eagles, I think this is one of those classic football jokes.
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