A man is given a super bowl ticket by his boss as a reward for his hard work. The seat he gets is way up in the nosebleed section, much closer to the goodyear blimp than the field. Soon he spots an empty seat way down front by the 50 yard line. He decides to work his way down to the empty seat to see if he can sit there. He asks the occupant in the next seat, "Is anyone sitting there?" "No, you can sit there," Replied the man in the seat next to the empty one, "That was my wife's seat. We haven't missed the Super Bowl since 1966, but now she's passed away."
"I'm so sorry to hear that," said the first man, "But don't you have a relative or a friend who you could have given the ticket to?"
"Yes I do, but they're all at the funeral."
