Bird Flu in UK...

[VVM]

...just heard on the radio (22:25) that a dead swan has been found in Fife (Scotland, next to Edinburgh) that was infected with bird flu.  that was all the details given at this time but more details are expected at 23:00 GMT.

[eno]

It's not been confirmed wether its the H5N1 variant yet... It could be one of the less potent strains.

[Woodlouse2002]

Hurrah! Armageddon at last. Lets all go alootin' cause we're obviously all going to die.

[Fozzer]

...that's the end of my Chicken dinners... ...!

...Buggar... ...!

Paul... ...!

[Craig.]

Hurrah! Armageddon at last. Lets all go alootin' cause we're obviously all going to die.

Oooh my bird just sneezed. ARGGGGHHHH!!!!

[4_Series_Scania]

Plenty of Birds already well sick, the average British town on a Friday night is full of them!  :P

[Woodlouse2002]

Naturally because the H5N1 strain can move into other spieces the only way to stop it is to kill absolutely everything. Therefore the only way to stop Birdflu is to have WWIII before it kills us.

[eno]

Now confirmed as H5N1 ........... so TAKE TO THE BUNKERS AND MURDER YA BUDGIES !!!!!!  ;D

[Fozzer]

...just rushed out into my garden and collected up all the bread crusts that I put out for the Sparrows.... ....!

Now I've got to stand in the middle in the garden telling them to "Shoo-off!"....and "Go away!"....etc...etc... ...!

Paul...Making a Bird Seed Cake instead with the bird seeds... ...!

...stiff upper-lip, Chaps.... Remember we survived WW II... ...!

[Woodlouse2002]

...just rushed out into my garden and collected up all the bread crusts that I put out for the Sparrows.... ....!

Now I've got to stand in the middle in the garden telling them to "Shoo-off!"....and "Go away!"....etc...etc... ...!

Paul...Making a Bird Seed Cake instead with the bird seeds... ...!

...stiff upper-lip, Chaps.... Remember we survived WW II... ...!

And WWI, but then only to die of Bird flu after that one.

[Saitek]

Hmmmm I've been walking all round the country near there.  :-X

[Woodlouse2002]

Did any swans sneeze on you?

[eno]

Quick........ create an exclusion zone round Ben !!!!

[Saitek]

Yeah actually folks were sneezing. One man told me he didn't think a cold was comming, but I think he was cold.

But who knows.

[Fozzer]

...time to patch up the holes up in Hadrian's Wall, Lads... ...!

...and maybe build it a little higher... ...?

Paul... ...!