wanna be british

[ozzy72]

Probably the questions got mistranslated from Punjabi to English. If you don't believe me go to an unemployment center and sign on, the English instructions are at the bottom of the page after about 27 other languages Heck even Welsh is ahead of English, and the Welsh hate being joined to the rest of Great Britain and want independence. Go figure!
Britain, the freeloaders paradise....

[TacitBlue]

...Britain, the freeloaders paradise....

Really? some people say the same for the US.

[C]

I got 7. So much for being a typical Brit. What a load of old cobblers.

I agree with your last statement Doug

As for the test...


... I couldn't be bothered. Waste of space. It would be nice to see a question along the lines of "You see someone in a (X coloured) uniform. Which service do they represent?". I'd feel less likely to die if I was ever seen in uniform if people had a clue what uniform it was

[C]

Probably the questions got mistranslated from Punjabi to English. If you don't believe me go to an unemployment center and sign on, the English instructions are at the bottom of the page after about 27 other languages Heck even Welsh is ahead of English, and the Welsh hate being joined to the rest of Great Britain and want independence. Go figure!
Britain, the freeloaders paradise....

Wifey got an "ethnicity survey" the other day. She was completely baffled - over 100 choices of ethnicity. White (English), White (Irish) etc etc. Completely baffling, particularly for anyone of any mixed race decent!

[ozzy72]

Don't worry Chris the IRA will be able to recognise the uniform and put a bullet or 28 in your vital organs

[Fozzer]

I got 9....!

and a seat on the toilet... ...!

You've unfortunately had that fight and are bleeding from a well-placed left hook. Which two telephone numbers can you call for an ambulance?

...brain doesn't work, and cant see the telephone for blood...!

LOL...!

Paul.

[jordonj]

Only 4 right...

Sorry, guess I won't be moving there anytime soon...

[Tequila Sunrise]

9... and I've been here all my 19 years  ::)

this has to be a joke though... I went through a questionaire for Canada a few days back, they couldn't have cared less what I knew about the country only what skills I had, turns out after I graduate and get married I'm a shoe in  ;D

[AlphaBravo]

i got a 8 lol


and wot a load of crap

[farmerdave]

8 out of 15.  Not bad for being across the pond.


Almost 60m people live in the UK. By what factor do the native-born English outnumber their Scots or Welsh neighbours?  
 
A: By nine to one

 
B: By seven to one

 
C: By six to one


There's some essential info.

[Craig.]

the problem with that question is. Do they count the sheep in Wales?

[commoner]

...mmm...got eight but should have been ten.....I took the kids to Lapland two years ago to see Father Christmas and I drink PG tips tea four times a day on average.................commoner

[Hagar]

Maybe we should have read the book first chaps.

The government has published Life in the United Kingdom, a 150-page book for prospective British citizens. If you want the passport, you'll have to read the book and then answer 24 questions drawn from its contents.

[Fozzer]

The government has published Life in the United Kingdom, a 150-page book for prospective British citizens. If you want the passport, you'll have to read the book and then answer 24 questions drawn from its contents.

...if it's only published in the English language then that'll filter a few of them out... ...!
LOL...!

Paul.

...mind you, it could also filter a lot of us out, as well... ... ...!
Tee-Hee...!