by expat » Thu May 26, 2016 3:12 pm
I am sure this guy is a future Darwin nominee.......
1. Buy a TASER.
2. Go to kitchen and get yourself a knife.
3. Put knife between your teeth.
4. Put TASER in close proximity of the knife.
5. Activate TASER.
6. Fall over.
7. Flap about like a fish on the floor.
8. Get up and exclaim surprise at how "stunned" you are feeling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8VkyQUlHvMMatt
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.
PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.