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A man is reading his newspaper

Postby nikkisscy » Tue Dec 24, 2019 8:21 am

A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”

The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice” <<v
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Re: A man is reading his newspaper

Postby yancovitch » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:18 pm

haha....my wife has to tell me four or five times.....and sometimes i still don't get it :mrgreen: ...whatever mr green is
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Re: A man is reading his newspaper

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:44 pm

My wife tells me everything twice too but usually the second time is in English so I know what the heck she just said. :lol:
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Re: A man is reading his newspaper

Postby nikkisscy » Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:23 am

yancovitch wrote:haha....my wife has to tell me four or five times.....and sometimes i still don't get it :mrgreen: ...whatever mr green is



haha me I told her to text me her requests...to read it and understand ....and to have a record as well what favours I am doing her because she always complain that I don't do nothing for her...
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Re: A man is reading his newspaper

Postby Tug002 » Tue Dec 31, 2019 7:59 am

Good one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: A man is reading his newspaper

Postby Flying Trucker » Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:08 pm

:clap: :clap:

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