Blind Shop Clerk

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Blind Shop Clerk

Postby Tug002 » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:09 pm

Blind Shop Clerk

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the
counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,
'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,
I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's
a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test
line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only
$20.00.
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor.
Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really
embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it
was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only
person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod
and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'
He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
$11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.

Keep smiling
Tug :)
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Re: Blind Shop Clerk

Postby Fozzer » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:51 pm

...you've nailed it again, Tug... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

My daily meal of mixed Vegetables often results in a Duck Call and the requirement for some Bear Repellant.

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Blind Shop Clerk

Postby Tug002 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:27 pm

:D Looks like you and I are running on the same fuel. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Got snow here yesterday so its going to be a cold ride putting the bikes away into storage. On the bright side though it is supposed to warm up to 2 deg Celsius tomorrow, better than the -11c today.

Keep smiling
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Re: Blind Shop Clerk

Postby yancovitch » Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:57 pm

great...been a while since i got a good laugh.....hilarious :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Blind Shop Clerk

Postby H » Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:23 pm

Well, Tug, I often have the problem of the gas emitting from the upper orifice...
I don't know the cost of a bear call and the duck repellent...
so I'd better lean to jump in the water and swim like mad!!

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