SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN VOTING

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SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN VOTING

Postby Tug002 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:44 am

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change there underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

Keep smiling
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Re: SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN VOTING

Postby Sinkrate » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:44 am

Too true!

It still smells pretty bad here in UK – I don’t think any amount of voting is likely to change that! :roll:
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Re: SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN VOTING

Postby yancovitch » Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:04 pm

super haha......amazing how so many can be so manipulate by so few............kinda scary......
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Re: SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN VOTING

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:00 pm

It stinks pretty bad on this side of the "Pond" too. :naughty: :naughty:
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Re: SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN VOTING

Postby Roypcox » Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:55 am

So cute and so very true!!! Thanks TUG
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Re: SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN VOTING

Postby Canuck1955 » Sat Oct 12, 2019 1:39 am

Things to remember when voting?

Yes Trudeau is a twat.
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