Some of you may know I'm a New Hampshirite (no such thing as a New Hampshiwrong) but, although my surname is Anglo-Saxon English, we're a sept of clan Donald — better known now by the descendant names MacDonald and McDonald (as in the well-known burger joint). In 2005, in my state's largest city (Manchester), a Wendy's burger place was robbed. It's a bit embarrassing to admit, due to the name association, but it was robbed by [then] 22-year-old Ronald MacDonald. He didn't look the part but he may have tried to make them believe he was just clowning around.