How NOT to fly the B-1

[Wing Nut]

With all apologies to Mr. Bones...

A bad ending to a good day...

[RIC_BARKER]

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!  ;D  ;D

Looks like fun!

Ric B.

[A/SGT.Mav316]

Got a question Pippin?

I see you are flying that B1 with special effects and all! Have they finally found the bugs in that plane and swatted them?

or does the plane still have issues?

I remember when that plane came out it was so beautiful, but the airfile was all sucky. Take offs were impossible once you got up the plane went into the ground! The landing gears weren't opening and closing properly.

Tell me what have you done to her to make it worth flying!

I would like to have her in my hanger!

[Wing Nut]

That sounds about right.  How did I get it to fly?  A little button I like to call 'Slew'!  Man, this thing is nuts.

[A/SGT.Mav316]

hahaha

I knew something wasn't right with that pic

[RIC_BARKER]

p.s. : nice photoshop on your pic there!

Yeah, when did that appear?

PLEASE don't tell me it's been there all along!  ::)  ::)

Ric B.

[ReverseThrust]

How NOT to fly the B-1

Thanks for the Advice!

[A/SGT.Mav316]

The b1b was a FS2002 aircraft

I forgot what website created project something (not opensky) a different website. Trust me ya don't want the headache.

If ya do want the headache (i know your going to hate me for this PETE) but you can go to AVSIM.com and look into their Years best downloads section and look for it. You have to get the plane, the sound file, the textures, the sidewinder controller patch, and whatever ever addon patches the site itself has released!

[Wing Nut]

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Yeah, when did that appear?

PLEASE don't tell me it's been there all along!

[A/SGT.Mav316]

just noticed you was talking about the McD's sign and not the plane!  ;D !

[SabreHawk]

Mc-mars burgars anyone?

[RIC_BARKER]

I remember seeing (I think it was the Simpsons...not sure) a 1969 moon landing spoof once.

As Neil Armstrong stepped from the Eagle onto the surface, uttering thsoe timeless words, he stepped right on a Coke can....

No doubt Starbucks won't let this happen again...they will get to Mars FIRST!!  ;D  ;D

Ric B.

[Wing Nut]

At any rate, I borrowed the .air file from an old Fs2k version of a B-1.

[A/SGT.Mav316]

dude you are kidding me. You are flying that peice o crap plane with an old FS2000 b1b airfile in FS2004!

How did ya manage that without compatibility issue?

[Wing Nut]

It's normally the .mdl that causes issues, not the .air files.  You could take a FS5 .air file and use that if you like...