Our splendid "trafficjam relief system vehicles"!
For the downtown buisnessman, who doesn't wanna give up his trusted bike, but needs a bit of "sting" to make jammed up downtown moving up again... raincover optional!
Need to take passengers on board and in dire need of a full onboard entertainment-system? Try our Willies Jeep with double automatic gun! Watch the joy on the face of the people who get to ride with you! Added mobile rifles for those off-road, out of car struggles with people laughing at your rather oldfashioned means of transportation... that'll teach them!
Better move that truck buster, that's MY parkingspace!
Need something bigger to impress those pesky trucks and vans on the road? Try our build-up quadruple 0.50 caliber "roadsweep" system... Free flow guaranteed or money back!
And if you really wanna do things in style and even catch that silly policechopper up ahead? Install this gattling gun system on your car and we assure you won't look back! Optional toddler in beserk mode for rides to the sea-side... Blowing up cars was never this much FUN!
Call 555-OMAGKABOOM for more info and prices!
Cheers,
Omag
For the downtown buisnessman, who doesn't wanna give up his trusted bike, but needs a bit of "sting" to make jammed up downtown moving up again... raincover optional!
Need to take passengers on board and in dire need of a full onboard entertainment-system? Try our Willies Jeep with double automatic gun! Watch the joy on the face of the people who get to ride with you! Added mobile rifles for those off-road, out of car struggles with people laughing at your rather oldfashioned means of transportation... that'll teach them!
Better move that truck buster, that's MY parkingspace!
Need something bigger to impress those pesky trucks and vans on the road? Try our build-up quadruple 0.50 caliber "roadsweep" system... Free flow guaranteed or money back!
And if you really wanna do things in style and even catch that silly policechopper up ahead? Install this gattling gun system on your car and we assure you won't look back! Optional toddler in beserk mode for rides to the sea-side... Blowing up cars was never this much FUN!
Call 555-OMAGKABOOM for more info and prices!
Cheers,
Omag
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