Oh goodness, no! I couldn't possibly hope to to be associated with such an exalted group! This is a little-known band of anal-retentive knights who spend most of their time polishing their armor. They are extremely neat and tidy but at the expense of engaging in acts of valor lest they soil themselves, you see. Their motto? "Cleanliness is next to Godliness". Despite their lack of notable accomplishments, they are quite in demand for parades, fairs and the like quite simply because they look so good! As their leader, Sir Onslow, has stated, "It's not how you feel, it's how you look that counts and we look marvelous, Darling!" (I suspect a touch of the lavender with that one!)
Oh goodness, no! I couldn't possibly hope to to be associated with such an exalted group! This is a little-known band of anal-retentive knights who spend most of their time polishing their armor. They are extremely neat and tidy but at the expense of engaging in acts of valor lest they soil themselves, you see. Their motto? "Cleanliness is next to Godliness". Despite their lack of notable accomplishments, they are quite in demand for parades, fairs and the like quite simply because they look so good! As their leader, Sir Onslow, has stated, "It's not how you feel, it's how you look that counts and we look marvelous, Darling!" (I suspect a touch of the lavender with that one!)
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