Oh the sound a holstein must make when it slams into the deck of a chinese fishing trauler at terminal velocity.
later that day in cow heaven.....
Jersey: "Hey man, how'd you die?"
Guernsey: "Air hammer right to the fore head at the meat plant. you?"
Joursey: "ouch man... i got mad cow disease... yeah."
**both look at the new guy**
Jersey: "So Holstein how did your number come up?"
Holstein: "Well... aww hell you'd never believe me"
LOL!!


