Bathroom Scares!

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Bathroom Scares!

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:36 am

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... :o...!

..trust me!... ;)...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: Bathroom Scares!

Postby expat » Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:02 am

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... :o...!

..trust me!... ;)...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ;D... ;D...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... ;D

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Bathroom Scares!

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:12 am

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... :o...!

..trust me!... ;)...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ;D... ;D...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... ;D

Matt


Matt...

My trusty Face Flannel has visited...

The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.

Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels... :o...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: Bathroom Scares!

Postby expat » Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:05 am

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... :o...!

..trust me!... ;)...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ;D... ;D...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... ;D

Matt


Matt...

My trusty Face Flannel has visited...

The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.

Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels... :o...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!



Way too much information............... ;D

Matt
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PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Bathroom Scares!

Postby Bud Greene » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:45 pm

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... :o...!

..trust me!... ;)...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ;D... ;D...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... ;D

Matt

I am glad you will NOT be thinking of all of Fozzer's bodily dark nooks and crannies. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bathroom Scares!

Postby Jared » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:57 pm

and thus began the not so subtle decline of our universe as we knew it....
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