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Postby ozzy72 » Fri May 11, 2012 3:38 pm

I thought we'd best start working out who to bet on. So my first test, the US Navy SeALs vs a Russian Woman....
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Postby Flying Trucker » Sat May 12, 2012 9:00 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: In this Olympic year

Postby machineman9 » Sat May 12, 2012 3:53 pm

Meanwhile, in Scotland:

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Re: In this Olympic year

Postby ozzy72 » Sun May 13, 2012 12:05 pm

Methinks he should've laid off the beans cos that was one HELL of a fart to move his kilt that much ;D ;D ;D
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Postby eno » Mon May 14, 2012 1:56 pm

Methinks he should've laid off the beans cos that was one HELL of a fart to move his kilt that much ;D ;D ;D


It wasn't a fart that launched the caber .... or the kilt  ;)
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Postby jetprop » Mon May 14, 2012 2:31 pm

Methinks he should've laid off the beans cos that was one HELL of a fart to move his kilt that much ;D ;D ;D


It wasn't a fart that launched the caber .... or the kilt
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Re: In this Olympic year

Postby expat » Tue May 15, 2012 10:01 am

I would not want to meet her in a dark ally late at night :o :o

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Re: In this Olympic year

Postby ozzy72 » Tue May 15, 2012 2:02 pm

Matt, your missus is German. I thought you were used to being knocked out with a brick and dragged home by your hair and raped....
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Re: In this Olympic year

Postby H » Tue May 15, 2012 2:19 pm

Meanwhile, in Scotland:
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Well, my Scottish kin are sure losers -- they can't even hold on to the blasted thing!!!


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Re: In this Olympic year

Postby ozzy72 » Tue May 15, 2012 2:24 pm

You think you've got problems H? My wife tells me off for lifting up telegraph poles and chucking them into the street....
She doesn't get the Highland Games at all. We should get them introduced into the Olympics so we can win something!
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Re: In this Olympic year

Postby expat » Tue May 15, 2012 9:39 pm

Matt, your missus is German. I thought you were used to being knocked out with a brick and dragged home by your hair and raped....


Yes, being hit with a brick smarts a bit, as for the rest........................ :-X

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