A recient flight I took....

What are you laughing at?

A recient flight I took....

Postby michaelb15 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:29 pm

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in thirty minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs. Would you take him for me please?"

Now picture this. All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses that day. People scattered not only trying to change planes but also trying to change airlines!
I am somwhere I don't know where I am!!!
User avatar
michaelb15
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 915
Joined: Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:52 pm
Location: Lindsay, Ontario, Canada

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby FoxThree » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:28 pm

;D ;D ;D
User avatar
FoxThree
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 801
Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:04 pm
Location: KRFD

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby Steven Nolan » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:46 am

I was a great joke.
Steven Nolan
Ground hog
Ground hog
 
Posts: 6
Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:25 am

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:49 am

I was a great joke.


So was I. ;)
Image
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y

Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
User avatar
TacitBlue
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3856
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:33 pm
Location: Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby Steve M » Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:03 pm

I was a great joke.


So was I. ;)



And so was I, now I'm just an old joke.  ::)
Image
User avatar
Steve M
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4765
Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:02 pm
Location: Cambridge On.

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby Dave71K » Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:02 pm

Brilliant!
Dave71K
 

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby Bud Greene » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:12 pm

I was a great joke.


So was I. ;)



And so was I, now I'm just an old joke.
User avatar
Bud Greene
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 547
Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:47 pm
Location: KPDK

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby Fozzer » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:17 pm

I was a great joke.


So was I. ;)


...me too... :(...!

My Dad wanted a Girl... :-[...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.
User avatar
Fozzer
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 27361
Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2002 3:11 pm
Location: Hereford. England. EGBS.

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby jetprop » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:33 pm

I was a great joke.


So was I. ;)


...me too... :(...!

My Dad wanted a Girl... :-[...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


THERE WAS SOMEONE BEFORE YOU!? ;D ;D ;D
Image
User avatar
jetprop
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1518
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:03 am
Location: a chair infront of a monitor.

Re: A recient flight I took....

Postby Fozzer » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:55 pm

I was a great joke.


So was I. ;)


...me too... :(...!

My Dad wanted a Girl... :-[...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


THERE WAS SOMEONE BEFORE YOU!? ;D ;D ;D


Remember The Garden of Eden?... ;)... ;)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.
User avatar
Fozzer
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 27361
Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2002 3:11 pm
Location: Hereford. England. EGBS.


Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 581 guests