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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby patchz » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:49 pm

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. ::)
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Club508 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:09 pm

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. ::)

Exactly why I underlined marriage. ::)
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby H » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:39 pm

;D ;D ;D. Sounds like my sister ;D ;D :D
A reason I admit to seeing UFOs -- I was too busy fleeing for my life to identify what was flying at me!  :o :D


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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:16 pm

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. ::)


They surely they can't be that much of a terror :o
But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. 8-)
But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble :P :-X
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:19 pm

;D ;D ;D. Sounds like my sister ;D ;D :D
A reason I admit to seeing UFOs -- I was too busy fleeing for my life to identify what was flying at me!
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Steve M » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:32 pm

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. ::)


They surely they can't be that much of a terror :o
But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. 8-)
But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble :P :-X




Most of us don't know what hit us. So we try again.  8-)
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:40 pm

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. ::)


They surely they can't be that much of a terror :o
But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. 8-)
But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble :P :-X




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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Steve M » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:25 pm

I'll give you a one word hint:

wives. ::)


They surely they can't be that much of a terror :o
But again, Easy for me to say because I ain't married. 8-)
But how could you get into such a (Mess????)/trouble :P :-X




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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby cgentil » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:33 am

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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Club508 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:09 pm

I heard something in church today that I thought might be a bit relavent to what's going on in this topic so far.


If you want happieness for a hour, take a nap.
If you want happieness for a day, go fishing.
If you want happieness for a week, go on vacation.
If you want happieness for a month, get married.
If you want happieness for a year, inherit a fortune.
If you want happieness for a lifetime, help someone else.
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:43 pm

This poem I heard about marriage Doesn't make any sense



Dance for you are about to be married
In the brightest of day, You shall be carried,
Vase of Love is now yours
Organist's song of love
Reservations Shall Be made
Cake shall be cut,
Exiting will be your rest of your life.

Cant understand who made up such a pointless prophecy :P

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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby H » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:20 am

Evidently due to yesterday's Biblical sojourn, I didn't properly read the title to this post when my groggy mind first looked at it earlier: the first thought was that Job was asking the FBI to investigate his his losses and his family deaths. See what sleep deprivation can do.


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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby patchz » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:51 pm

;D ;D ;D. Sounds like my sister ;D ;D :D
A reason I admit to seeing UFOs -- I was too busy fleeing for my life to identify what was flying at me!
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby patchz » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:52 pm

Evidently due to yesterday's Biblical sojourn, I didn't properly read the title to this post when my groggy mind first looked at it earlier: the first thought was that Job was asking the FBI to investigate his his losses and his family deaths. See what sleep deprivation can do.


8-)

Now that is food for thought....

First Biblical Institute? ::)
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby H » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:58 pm

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Unidentified Female Objects???
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