Wedding Plans

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Wedding Plans

Postby Capt.Propwash » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:04 am

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited
about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds ....."

*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely.."

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's

disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Steve M » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:59 am

;D ;D Reminds me of someone I know!
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby hyperpep111 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:15 am

Jayhawk Jake might not be laughing :D
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:41 pm

What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach. :o
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Fozzer » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:09 pm

What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach. :o



Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...

..and his elderly wife; Mrs. To Hung Lo... ;)...!

Paul.... ;D....!
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby H » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:23 pm

Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...
and his elderly wife; Mrs. Tu Hung Lo...
Wun should have known enough to leave Tu Hung Up with her maiden name.


8-)
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Fozzer » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:50 pm

Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...
and his elderly wife; Mrs. Tu Hung Lo...
Wun should have known enough to leave Tu Hung Up with her maiden name.


8-)


Tu Wita Woo?

(Pigeon-chested, and a bit of a night-Owl at the time).

Paul... ;)...!
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:44 pm

[/quote]

Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...

..and his elderly wife; Mrs. To Hung Lo... ;)...!

Paul.... ;D....!
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Not to be confused with my nickname when I lived in Taipei.... Hung Don Lo
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:45 pm

Uh oh, now you got me started.
What do old people taste like?
Depends
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Steve M » Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:31 pm

Uh oh, now you got me started.
What do old people taste like?
Depends
:D



We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.  ;) But yes, it depends on our depends.  ::) 
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby hyperpep111 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:20 am

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We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby H » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:08 am

[quote][quote]We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby jetprop » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:37 am

[quote][quote][quote]We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Fozzer » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:29 pm

[quote][quote][quote][quote]We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.
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Re: Wedding Plans

Postby Steve M » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:21 pm

What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach. :o




That's the reason most of us old men have a hard time getting out of a chair.
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