Good Advice

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Re: Good Advice

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:17 am

Perhaps with;

All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
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Re: Good Advice

Postby hyperpep111 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:04 pm

Perhaps with;

All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

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Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Good Advice

Postby Ang2dogs » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:43 pm

Bring out your dead!
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Re: Good Advice

Postby RaptorF22 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:05 am

And the Lord spake, saying:

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." :D
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Re: Good Advice

Postby Club508 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:15 am

And the Lord spake, saying:

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." :D

:D :D :D
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Re: Good Advice

Postby hyperpep111 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:11 pm

Bring out your dead!


Just when I thought I was getting the hang of it ;D
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Re: Good Advice

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:08 pm

Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiith a herring!
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Re: Good Advice

Postby Bud Greene » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:26 pm

And the Lord spake, saying:

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." :D

:D :D :D

One... two... five!
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Re: Good Advice

Postby Ang2dogs » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:06 pm

Look, strange women coming out of lakes,,,,,,,,,
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