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At the Pearly Gates

Postby U4EA » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:07 pm

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?'

The guy replies, 'I'm Jack, retired airline pilot from Houston.'
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Re: At the Pearly Gates

Postby gregj » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:46 pm

I pray every time I fly..my alter ego must be named Jack....great joke..
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Re: At the Pearly Gates

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:49 am

That is really funny
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: At the Pearly Gates

Postby Club508 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:06 am

;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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