The man Mall..

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The man Mall..

Postby Steve M » Mon May 02, 2011 7:42 pm

I'm sure this isn't new, but I hadn't seen it yet.. ::)


   





Shopping for a Husband..
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Re: The man Mall..

Postby patchz » Mon May 02, 2011 8:05 pm

You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor.


I bet two of those are my exes.

On second thought, the last one probably visited several times. ::)
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Re: The man Mall..

Postby TacitBlue » Mon May 02, 2011 8:14 pm

That explains why it has been so quiet here on the third floor! 8-)


...Not a fan of housework. ;)
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Re: The man Mall..

Postby patchz » Tue May 03, 2011 12:32 pm

That explains why it has been so quiet here on the third floor! 8-)


...Not a fan of housework. ;)

You think it's quiet there, try the sub-basement. ::)
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Re: The man Mall..

Postby Steve M » Tue May 03, 2011 6:43 pm

I'm the one painting the yellow lines in the parking garage.
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Re: The man Mall..

Postby Skunkworks » Wed May 04, 2011 6:58 pm

I'm the janitor at the outlet mall on the other side of the tracks.  :P
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