
Seatbelt broken? I can fix that.

New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that.

Electrical problem? I can fix that.

Car stereo stolen? I can fix that.

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that.

No ice chest? I can fix that.

Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that.

Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that.

Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that.

Electric stove broken and can't heat coffee? I can fix that.

Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that.

Display rack falling over? I can fix that.

WTF?

Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that.

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that.

Cables falling behind desk? I can fix that.
