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Pressure relief

Postby chris3090 » Fri May 14, 2010 11:49 pm

During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related paraphernalia.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum."
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby patchz » Sat May 15, 2010 6:19 am

:) :) :)
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby Fozzer » Sat May 15, 2010 6:23 am

...beats chewing Gum, any day of the week!... ;)... ;)...!

Paul....MMMmmmmm...... ;D.... ;D... ;D...!

...it simulates the effect of going Deaf...

In a nice sort of way!... :-*...!
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby B_7772 » Sat May 15, 2010 1:50 pm

:) :) :)
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby Al_Fallujah » Mon May 17, 2010 7:09 pm

Next time I go flying with my wife, I will have to suggest it.

Of course if its HER ears that are under pressure....
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby chris3090 » Mon May 17, 2010 11:00 pm

Next time I go flying with my wife, I will have to suggest it.

Of course if its HER ears that are under pressure....

Might even help her ears if you still do it ;D
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby Al_Fallujah » Tue May 18, 2010 8:33 am

Next time I go flying with my wife, I will have to suggest it.

Of course if its HER ears that are under pressure....

Might even help her ears if you still do it ;D


Not quite what I was thinking.
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby ozzy72 » Wed May 19, 2010 6:36 am

If I suggested this to my wife I'd end up with a black eye ;D
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Re: Pressure relief

Postby Fozzer » Wed May 19, 2010 6:44 am

If I suggested this to my wife I'd end up with a black eye ;D



....a 50/50 chance of success is worth the risk, I reckon... ;)..!

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Re: Pressure relief

Postby chris3090 » Wed May 19, 2010 4:50 pm

If I suggested this to my wife I'd end up with a black eye ;D



....a 50/50 chance of success is worth the risk, I reckon... ;)..!

Paul....Pardon?.... :-?.... ;D...!

Would have to agree with paul on that one  ;D ;D or you could use the black eye as a "look what you did over a suggestion and now my ears really hurt from the hit to the area"
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