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Postby patchz » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:08 am

It's coming! 8-)
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby Fozzer » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:44 am

"...the end of the world...as we know it...Jim?.."

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Re: Watch for it....

Postby expat » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:53 am

What a nice can of........      
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby TigerAl » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:57 am

Is it a joke about how to keep idiots in suspense?
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby Fozzer » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:02 pm

[quote]Is it a joke about how to keep idiots in suspense?
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby a1 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:02 pm

Oh dear...I have to think again on this one? ::) ;D
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby H » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:05 pm

It's coming! 8-)
We'll hope... I've been watching for years and most all it's done is go...


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Re: Watch for it....

Postby Steve M » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:35 pm

Hmm, I don't hear the ice cream truck coming, already picked up my mail, already got my property tax increase.
I dunno, I'm stumped.   :-?
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby patchz » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:25 pm

[glow=yellow,2,300]IT WILL BE HERE SOON, DON'T MISS IT![/glow]
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby H » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:46 pm

[glow=yellow,2,300]IT WILL BE HERE SOON, DON'T MISS IT![/glow]
What are we supposed to hit it with?


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Re: Watch for it....

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:06 pm

[glow=yellow,2,300]IT WILL BE HERE SOON, DON'T MISS IT![/glow]
What are we supposed to hit it with?


8-)



;D ;D ;D



I hope it gets here soon.  ;)
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby skoker » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:18 pm

Which end? ;D :-X
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby BigTruck » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:10 pm

I actually already got it, sorry if you guys missed it...(one shot, one kill, one thousand yards)
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby Mazza » Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:43 am

I actually already got it, sorry if you guys missed it...(one shot, one kill, one thousand yards)


One bang, wait for it... Seconds later, HUGE BOOOOOOMMMMM, and a really big dust/smoke cloud, That is how I win  8-)
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Re: Watch for it....

Postby patchz » Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:12 am

Too late. You missed it. It's gone.

;D ;D ;D
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