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Postby expat » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:43 am

From today's Daily Mail ;D

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Re: The Ashes

Postby Hagar » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:52 am

Excellent. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: The Ashes

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:05 am

...thank goodness it s all over!... :o.... ;)...!

Was the annoying Ball reduced to ashes?... ;)...!

I wonder what the next "ball game" will be, to addle our brains on the Radio and Television!... :o... ;D....!

I've been fed-up with constantly having to press the Mute Button on my "Remote"!.... >:(...!

(My usual moan!)...;)..!

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Re: The Ashes

Postby Hagar » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:13 am

I've been fed-up with constantly having to press the Mute Button on my "Remote"!.... >:(...!

Test matches are no longer broadcast on terrestrial TV Paul. You have to pay if you wish to watch them.

PS. What did we do to become God Members? :o
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Re: The Ashes

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:25 am

I've been fed-up with constantly having to press the Mute Button on my "Remote"!.... >:(...!

Test matches are no longer broadcast on terrestrial TV Paul. You have to pay if you wish to watch them.

PS. What did we do to become God Members? :o


..it was the incessant Adverts for bloody "Cricket" on the Terrestrial/Digital Freeview Channels, that was modifying my brain every three minutes... >:(...!

I'm not in the least bit Religious...but the powers of "God" sounds good to me!*... ;)... ;)...!

Paul...and a flock of Archangels... 8-)..!

* perhaps I can prevent the playing of Ball Games on Radio and Television.... ;)... ;)...!

P.S. ...and the mentioning thereof!.. >:(....!

.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: The Ashes

Postby Hagar » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:28 am

I've been fed-up with constantly having to press the Mute Button on my "Remote"!.... >:(...!

Test matches are no longer broadcast on terrestrial TV Paul. You have to pay if you wish to watch them.

PS. What did we do to become God Members? :o


..it was the incessant Adverts for bloody "Cricket" on the Terrestrial/Digital Freeview Channels, that was modifying my brain every three minutes... >:(...!

I wouldn't know about that as I rarely watch TV. :)

PS. If I want to follow the cricket I can pop down to the local & watch it on a big screen for the price of a pint. 8-)
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Re: The Ashes

Postby CD. » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:44 pm

...I wonder what the next "ball game" will be, to addle our brains on the Radio and Television!... :o... ;D....!


Why Don't You....

Just switch off your television set, go out and do something less boring instead...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Don't_You%3F

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Re: The Ashes

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:02 am

;D ;D ;D
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