The life of Redneck

[ozzy72]

[Romulus111VADT]

Here you go Paul, enjoy: http://www.topgear.com/us/videos/more/road-trip-usa/


8-)

Told you...

The Pick-up Truck is the official Redneck Vee-Hickle... ...!

Complete with drop-down Tailboard....and chain...and Guns!... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

Well, darn, guess that makes me an offical redneck cause I got me a real honest to goodness Chevy truck and it's a 4 wheel drive ta boot....

Thats my best redneck accent....lmao.....it's a really pita to type an accent....  :D

[Capt.Propwash]

HEY!!! I resemble these Rednecks and I am dang proud of where I come from! I was born, raised, and still do live in KCHS Charleston, SC... the home of the first shots of the civil war.

joke: y'all yanks just wantd are tree swang an' wees not gonah let ya havit!  :P

[BFMF]

Told you...

The Pick-up Truck is the official Redneck Vee-Hickle... ...!

Complete with drop-down Tailboard....and chain...and Guns!... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

Out in the country, a pickup is very handy to have around. Plus, you can drive around the mountains, in the mud, through the water, and generally the places where taking a small European car would end in horrible tragedy...

During hunting season, its common place to see hunting rifles, shotguns, and even the random M-16 hanging in the rear window of the average pickup truck....

[patchz]

You missed a couple.

Redneck time out.



Redneck cycle training.

[patchz]

[color=#000000]Just found this jewel. Notice it occured in 'SOUTHERN' Nebraska.

[quote]Risks of a modern weatherman
Bear Giles
Wed, 22 Apr 1992 12:54:15 -0600
(From the bulletin board down the hall...)

Network Wind Profiler Severely Damaged

A wind profiler in OAR's Wind Profiler Demonstration Network (WPDN) was
severely damaged by several shot-gun blasts late last week.

[Hagar]

[quote][color=#000000]Just found this jewel. Notice it occured in 'SOUTHERN' Nebraska.

[quote]Risks of a modern weatherman
Bear Giles
Wed, 22 Apr 1992 12:54:15 -0600
(From the bulletin board down the hall...)

Network Wind Profiler Severely Damaged

A wind profiler in OAR's Wind Profiler Demonstration Network (WPDN) was
severely damaged by several shot-gun blasts late last week.

[patchz]

If any friendly aliens intend visiting us I hope they don't choose Redneck country as their landing ground.

[color=#000000]Actually, I'm a lot more concerned about LA (not lower Alabama or Louisiana). Remember Independence Day, where they ask the 'citizens' not to shoot at the visitors?

[H]

I like the tracked wheelchair. Just need to find a way to mount a crew served weapon....

With the seat geared to swivel, armament can be pivot-mounted (for trajectory adjustment) aside the armrests; basically, the seat would equivelate to a tank turret.

Just found this jewel. Notice it occured in 'SOUTHERN' Nebraska.If any friendly aliens intend visiting us I hope they don't choose Redneck country as their landing ground.

You're confusing redneck with deadneck; unfortunately, deadnecks are well-dispersed about the globe but do tend to clump in certain areas. As this article indicates, deadnecks commonly stick their necks out but rarely get ahead.
Wymore was the southeast Nebraska locale used in one of the The X-files shows. I lived for a time in Blue Springs and Beatrice, 1mi. and 13mi. from Wymore, respectively...
What do you mean, that explains a lot?

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[packercolinl]

That wheelchair has definite possibilities

Col.

[Travis]

That bus in the ground isn't a redneck item.  More like "reduce, reuse and recycle" than redneck . . .

[patchz]

I like the tracked wheelchair. Just need to find a way to mount a crew served weapon....

With the seat geared to swivel, armament can be pivot-mounted (for trajectory adjustment) aside the armrests; basically, the seat would equivelate to a tank turret.

Just found this jewel. Notice it occured in 'SOUTHERN' Nebraska.If any friendly aliens intend visiting us I hope they don't choose Redneck country as their landing ground.

You're confusing redneck with deadneck; unfortunately, deadnecks are well-dispersed about the globe but do tend to clump in certain areas. As this article indicates, deadnecks commonly stick their necks out but rarely get ahead.
Wymore was the southeast Nebraska locale used in one of the The X-files shows. I lived for a time in Blue Springs and Beatrice, 1mi. and 13mi. from Wymore, respectively...
What do you mean, that explains a lot?

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