Phonetic Alphabet Fun

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Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby Ravang » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:29 pm

Do you have Charlie?
Negative, we left him back at the hanger!

Do you have Echo?
Negative, recieving you loud and clear!

Do you have Hotel?
Negative, We are staying with friends!

Do you have Juliet?
Negative, and please don't say anything to my wife!

Do you have Kilo?
Negative, but I think there a couple roaches in the ashtray!

Do you have Mike?
Negative, I have a push-to-talk button and a headset!

Do you have Oscar?
Negative, but I'm expecting a nomination this year!

Do you have Popa?
Negative, but I wrote him a letter last week!

Do you have Romeo?
Negative, Negative! Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Do you have Uniform?
Negative, just jeans and sweatshirt!

Do you have Victor?
Negative, Who is Victor?

Do you have Xray?
Negative, my doctor wants a CAT Scan!

Do you have Whiskey?
Negative, not in last 8 hours. Am I not on the assigned heading?
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Re: Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:49 pm

;D ;D 8-)
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Re: Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby a1 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:05 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby xFLAMESx » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:54 am

Echo, Kilo, Mike, Oscar & Uniform are my fave!

Brilliant stuff!!!

Do you have Golf?
Negative, I prefer Audi's!

Do you have Tango?
Negative, we have Fanta though!
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Re: Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby Alonso » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:57 am

;D

Had a laugh with those!
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Re: Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby Mitch. » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:41 am

Haha, I love the last one. ;D ;D
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Re: Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby H » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:58 am

Do you have Victor?
Negative... this is a lost cause.

Do you have Delta?
Negative. Looks like a private Cessna climbing outbound at about 2,000.

Do you have Foxtrot?
Negative. There's not enough room to dance around the controls.

Do you have Lima?
Negative, negative. We're approaching Omaha.

Do you have November?
Negative. We'd run out fuel long before then.

Do you have Quebec?
Negative. We're still over Omaha.

Do you have Sierra?
Negative. We're headed east but we're half a continent from the ocean.

Do you have Yankee?
Negative. Not until we meet up with that Sierra.

Do you have Zulu?
Negative. We turn back after Boston -- we're not chartered for Africa.



Hope this helps fill out the alphabet on such short notice...
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Re: Phonetic Alphabet Fun

Postby Brando14100 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:33 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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