Hanging Baskets...

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Hanging Baskets...

Postby patchz » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:07 am

ROSES & HANGING BASKETS

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate....

The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby Terri » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:18 pm

LMAO
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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby charlesed » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:31 pm

...


Well I got all excited for nothing...



I have to go take a shower now.






:D
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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:40 pm

..... ;D....!

...all thieving Baskets should be hanged!... ;)... ;D...!

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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby Sergeant-Coates1 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:50 pm

*shiver* ugh....  :o
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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby lunitic_8 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:51 pm

...


Well I got all excited for nothing...



I have to go take a shower now.






:D

:owow you took that too far ::)
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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby charlesed » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:57 pm

...


Well I got all excited for nothing...



I have to go take a shower now.






:D

:owow you took that too far ::)


Or maybe you did... ;)

I really do need to take a shower. ;D ;D



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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby skoker » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:01 pm

...


Well I got all excited for nothing...



I have to go take a shower now.






:D

:owow you took that too far ::)


Or maybe you did... ;)

I really do need to take a shower. ;D ;D



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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby charlesed » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:31 pm



Inappropriate and off-topic...

;D ;D


But it's funny. :D
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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby Mazza » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:11 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby Brando14100 » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:07 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Hanging Baskets...

Postby Excalibur372 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:45 am

[quote]*shiver* ugh....
lifes a beach.
not.
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