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Ultimate oxymoron

Postby AMDDDA » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:56 pm

Army intelligence.
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Re: Ultimate oxymoron

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:12 pm

I've always heard it- "Military Intelligence".... ::)
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Re: Ultimate oxymoron

Postby Steve M » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:03 pm

Army intelligence.



They are watching you now. Be very aware.

They are smarter than the average bear.

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Re: Ultimate oxymoron

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:58 am

tactical nuke
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Re: Ultimate oxymoron

Postby BigTruck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:44 am

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Re: Ultimate oxymoron

Postby BFMF » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:36 am

Spotted this on a website the other day... ;D


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Re: Ultimate oxymoron

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:44 pm

I've laughed at, "Military Intelligence" ever since it sent a squad to rescue a downed Arc Light crew (part of Operation Linebacker II) . The squad was suppose to use "HI" (Harassment and Interdiction) tactics to keep the enemy distracted so a rescue helo could extract them.

The Military Intelligence said there was only a platoon of NVA in the area. Well, Military Intelligence was off just a wee bit, there was almost a frigging battalion! Estimates of around 500 NVA, so over two full companies at the least!..... ::)

http://www.cc.gatech.edu/fac/Thomas.Pilsch/AirOps/arclight.html
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Re: Ultimate oxymoron

Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:09 pm

No 42 is my all-time favourite:

"Almost Exactly"

Regularly used by BBC announcers, on the Radio, when announcing the time!... >:(...!

"Its almost exactly 6-O-clock"

..and I'm shouting at my Radio; its either; almost 6-O'clock, or its exactly 6-O'clock!

Paul... ;)... ;)...!
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