Hope she's hot!

[skoker]

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's what your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of a**!"

[Terri]

LMAO  ;D

[SubZer0]

hahaha

[BigTruck]

8-)  hehe, yeah, after work...

[Mushroom_Farmer]

[Capt.Propwash]

lmao!!!  ;D

[Romulus111VADT]

I've heard a couple of slightly different versions-

Mom cooked venison (deer meat) for supper. The kids, Johnny and Susie, thought it was delicious, but didn't know what it was.

"What is this, Mom?" asked Susie.

Mom replied, "You'll have to guess. But I'll give you a clue. It's what I call your father sometimes."

Johnny yells, "Spit it out sis! It's a$$hole! It's a$$hole!"

The Candy Kiss

A little boy's first day in school and a teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you know what it is?"

Jimmy replied "No."

The teacher said, " Go ahead and open it up and taste it."

Little Jimmy did so.

The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?"

Little Jimmy said "Nooooo."

The teacher said, "I'll give you a hint . . . it is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work."

A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams "JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT. . . . . . . . . . . . IT'S A PIECE OF A$$!!!

[Excalibur372]

I got a crack out of that.