Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

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Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:05 am

If Operating Systems Were Airlines:

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby Steve M » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:12 am

;D ;D ;D Vista Air, funny.  ;D
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby Wii » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:30 am

Windows and NT air, LMAO ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby skoker » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:06 pm

You forgot for OSX that in midflight you plane stops, turns rainbow colours, and starts to spin.
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby a1 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:13 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby EchoLdrWolf » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:13 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby JSpahn » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:50 am

Im a Linux air traveler now..... ;D ;D
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:36 am

...I fly with Sinclair Basic... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

..once the loading screech has successfully completed, your are all-clear to go... :-*...!

(Just remember not to rock the Plane in flight!).

Paul...Uncle Clive Enthusiast... ;)...!
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Re: Thank You For Flying OS Airlines

Postby MWISimmer » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:54 pm

...I fly with Sinclair Basic... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
..


Basic is the word...

GOTO..
RETURN.

Thankyou for flying Sinclair Airlines, that will be
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