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More blonds!

Postby skoker » Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:43 pm

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
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Re: More blonds!

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:36 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: More blonds!

Postby BigTruck » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:24 pm

Brilliant!!!
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Re: More blonds!

Postby Mazza » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:13 am

Love the second one ;D ;D
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Re: More blonds!

Postby Steve M » Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:35 pm

;D ;D ;D

The first one found my funny bone.
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Re: More blonds!

Postby BFMF » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:25 am

lol, I can't imagine parking costs over there.

I once flew out of town for a couple weeks and parked my car in the nice $8/day indoor parking garage in front of the terminal. The kid at the toll booth almost choked when he saw the total.


Luckily, I knew that the Army was paying for it.... ;D
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Re: More blonds!

Postby BigTruck » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:20 pm

lol, I can't imagine parking costs over there.

I once flew out of town for a couple weeks and parked my car in the nice $8/day indoor parking garage in front of the terminal. The kid at the toll booth almost choked when he saw the total.


Luckily, I knew that the Army was paying for it.... ;D


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Re: More blonds!

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:42 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: More blonds!

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:11 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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