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Dead funny

Postby waspiflab » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:51 pm

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet The professor started the
class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything
involving the human body."For an example, the professor pulled back the
sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it
in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When
everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them,"The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
:P ;D
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Re: Dead funny

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:12 pm

Bet you don't see that on CSI or House.....lmao

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Re: Dead funny

Postby NitroPower » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:28 pm

One of the oldest i've read and remembered, but still funny ;D
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Re: Dead funny

Postby Anxyous » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:19 pm

It was posted a few pages back, still funny  ;D
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Re: Dead funny

Postby Brando14100 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:17 pm

[quote]It was posted a few pages back, still funny
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