Construction awards 2008

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Construction awards 2008

Postby expat » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:56 am

A bit of humour, but this could be in general discussion too :o

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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby Willit Run » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:07 am

Hey Rotty, that first one wasn't one of you're jobs was it?   ;D
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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby Matt275 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:13 am

;D ;D  

some of those have got to be fake, theres no-one that stupid

or is there....  ::)
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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby Wii » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:20 am

[quote] ;D ;D
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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby Brando14100 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:38 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wow. And yes there are people that stupid.

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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby NitroPower » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:09 pm

i took the liberty of modifying the first one...
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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:27 pm

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Any dude that could use this all by himself at the same time, would be a hit with the ladies....lmao

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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby machineman9 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:43 pm

One way camera... stops the thieves knowing they are being watched.

(Or vice versa)
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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby jime59 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:29 pm

Must be those no-bid contractors we're paying billions to in Iraq. >:(
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Re: Construction awards 2008

Postby a1 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:50 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

i love that last one.
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