You May Be A Redneck Pilot If...
...just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
...you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.
...you wouldn't be caught dead flying a Grumman "Yankee".
...you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
...there is a sign on the side of your airplane advertising your septic tank service.
...you've ever used moonshine as AvGas.
...you have mud flaps on your plane's wheel pants.
...you use a Purina feed sack as a windsock.
...you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
...you use duct tape to hold your plane to- gether.
...you figure the weight of mud and manure on your plane into the C/G.
...you've ground looped after hitting a cow.
...there are parts on your plane labeled John Deere.
...you have to buzz the strip before landing to chase off the sheep and goats.
...you've won the "Barb Wire" award at a spot landing contest.
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Nothing like watching duct tape flapping in the wind while your several thousand feet off the ground