Daddy Ate My Fingers

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Daddy Ate My Fingers

Postby aussiewannabe » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:40 pm

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!


DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'
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Re: Daddy Ate My Fingers

Postby a1 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:29 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Oh I love it. [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]
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Re: Daddy Ate My Fingers

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:00 am

..in England we call them "Bogies"... ;)...!

..they are rather like very small Oysters, and taste slightly salty*.. ::)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

* apparently... ;)...!
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Re: Daddy Ate My Fingers

Postby Groundbound1 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:55 pm

..in England we call them "Bogies"... ;)...!

..they are rather like very small Oysters, and taste slightly salty*.. ::)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

* apparently... ;)...!



::)Not another "Dins" post is it Fozz? :P
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Re: Daddy Ate My Fingers

Postby a1 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:36 pm

..in England we call them "Bogies"... ;)...!

..they are rather like very small Oysters, and taste slightly salty*.. ::)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

* apparently... ;)...!



::)Not another "Dins" post is it Fozz? :P



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Re: Daddy Ate My Fingers

Postby Dr.bob7 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:38 pm

:D ;D

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Re: Daddy Ate My Fingers

Postby Mazza » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:09 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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