Jeremy Jokes

[ozzy72]

They've already started (really only for Brits of a certain age)

For the funeral Mrs Beadle doesnt know what to arrange. She would like a lavish do, but on the other hand thinks a small finger buffet is more appropriate!

What with the pneumonia and cancer, you can't help but think life just dealt Jeremy Beadle a bad hand.

Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today if only he could of got the lid off of his tablets

Whats Jeremy Beadle and a fake Rolex watch got in common?
One big hand, one small hand and they have stopped ticking!

Jeremy Beadle has just died at the age of 59. As a mark of respect lets give him a big hand.

And on a different topic:-

George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of the Wizard of Oz. its called Swallow the Yellow thick load

[Ashar]

Shame I'm not British or of that certain age :-/ :-/

[expat]

Shame I'm not British or of that certain age :-/ :-/

I am, and it did not take long

Matt

[Hagar]

Shame I'm not British or of that certain age :-/ :-/

It ruins the joke if you have to explain it so I won't.

Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today if only he could of got the lid off of his tablets

Thought you would have spotted these howlers Mark. I suspect hope that you copied this from somewhere without checking it.

[MWISimmer]

I'll get me coat....

[ozzy72]

Aye I did indeed just copy and paste, I wasn't really paying attention due to an errant daughter whose bath time it was.

[expat]

Matt, the Daily Telegraph cartoonist got it right today:

     

Matt (No, not him, Me)

[waspiflab]

Beadle, who was 59, was a significant fundraiser for Children with Leukaemia throughout his life and is estimated to have raised more than