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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby expat » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:04 am

Makes a change. The nominees seem always to be an American. Those plugs took very European, in fact German. There are a couple of bottles of Wartsteiner on the table, good use of flipflpos, though I am surprised that the plugs are not wrapped in white socks. The table BBQ, eco friendly, no smoke and very efficient too.
Ve av a very efficient vey of becoming a Darwin mitgleid ;D

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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby TSC. » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:21 am

nobody could be that stupid, well not Germans anyway ;D

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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby J. » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:57 am

nobody could be that stupid, well not Germans anyway ;D

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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby TSC. » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:45 am

rommel may of had tank divisions at his disposal... but imagine the nagging he would get for not going home for her birthday! worst than the North Africa Campaign!

LOL true.

Rommel: "But, but, but, dear ......... there could be an invasion."
Lucia: "Invasion nothin'!! Where's my cake!!"

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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby H » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:47 pm

...nobody could be that stupid, well not Germans anyway.
Before we reholster, maybe we should take our attention from the pool to what was going on in the house.

I suspect not all cigarettes are standard tobaccy in Germany, either; Gross Godems... yes, it certainly was.
I wonder how he managed to reach 20, let alone past 50.


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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby spitfire boy » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:24 pm

You have to wonder one of two things...

If this is genuine; How thick are these people?
If this is fake; How desperate are they for their 15 minutes of fame?

Still, gave me a laugh... remorseless, heartless soul that I enjoy being... ;)
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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby Mike.. » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:23 pm

I think that I would have to turn all of the power off in my house just to send a little more juice to these morons. I second the 08 nomination ;D.


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Re: First Darwin-award nominees of 2008!

Postby Piper_Cub » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:25 pm

rommel may of had tank divisions at his disposal... but imagine the nagging he would get for not going home for her birthday! worst than the North Africa Campaign!

LOL true.

Rommel: "But, but, but, dear ......... there could be an invasion."
Lucia: "Invasion nothin'!! Where's my cake!!"

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