A man comes back from a fishingtrip of several hours and takes a nap next to his wife on the shore. As the man snors very loudly, his wife decides to hop into the boat and peddles up the lake to do a bit of quite reading.
After ten minutes a ranger comes along.
Ranger: goodafternoon madam. What are you doing?
Woman: as you can see, I'm reading.
Ranger: I'm afraid I don't believe that. This is a no fishing zone, so I'm going have to book you.
Woman: What? Can't you see I'm reading here?
Ranger: No madam, I can see that you have the intention to fish. You have the equipment and look like you could be starting any minute.
As the ranger starts writing the fine, the woman suddenly smiles and says...
Woman: Well, I'm afraid I going have to file a complaint against you for sexual harassment.
Ranger: What? That's absurd! What makes you say that.
Woman: Well, you have the equipment and you look like you might start using it any minute now.
The ranger put away his papers and replies: Have a nice afternoon ma'm.
Moral of the story? Never mess with women who read....
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