So there's this guy, see, and he loves his girlfriend Wendy. Loves her so much, see, that he has her name tattooed on his, um, unit.
Ultimately, they marry, and go on a honeymoon in Jamaica.
Shortly after their arrival, the guy is in a public restroom and happens to notice that the strapping young Jamaican at the next urinal has the very same tattoo on his, um, unit.
Fighting back paranoid suspicions about Wendy's fidelity, but unable to suppress his curiosity about the coincidence, he addresses to the Strapping Young Jamaican man as follows: "Hey, I couldn't help noticing that you have the name 'WENDY' tattooed on your, um, unit."
Whereupon the Strapping Young Jamaican laughs and says, "Noooo, mon. Mine actually says 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY.'"
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