Living Will

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Living Will

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:34 am

Last night, my missus and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug"!

She got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

She's such a b*tch...
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Re: Living Will

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:07 am

Next time she does that, take the batteries from her electric boyfriend.......

Crash ;)
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Re: Living Will

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:15 am

Next time she does that, take the batteries from her electric boyfriend.......

Crash ;)


My youngest child made a remark about my ex-wife probably using one of those. I said, "I doubt she could afford to keep batteries in it." The poor kid about laughed her butt off.

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Re: Living Will

Postby Saitek » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:33 am

+1 to Mrs Ozzy. 10/10. 8-) I like that sort of wit.
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Re: Living Will

Postby beaky » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:28 pm

A fairly old joke, but still funny...
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