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Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:12 am

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is resting against the headboard looking very content and puffing a cigarette. The egg looks very upset, grabs the sheets, rolls over and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby H » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:59 am

I'm not sure I follow this one, Ozzy, should I even wish to. Technically, chicken is applied mainly to the chicks, often to the hens and only generically applied to roosters, hens and chicks collectively.
What I do know is that their life is breaking apart before they're even able to walk.


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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:03 am

What happened between them... ;)...?

..No problem with my "Fertile" mind...;)..!

LOL.... ;D...

..Been there, had it happen!...LOL..!

Good one Mark... ;D...!

F.... ;D...!
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby H » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:08 am

I don't suppose we dare ask if the egg was over easy or if it had been sunny-side up?


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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:13 am

I don't suppose we dare ask if the egg was over easy or if it had been sunny-side up?


:-X


...all related to a well known, age-old question, concerning a Chicken and an Egg...;)...!

LOL... ;D...!

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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Isak922 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:18 am

Very nice ;D
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:29 am

Guess the egg was po'ed because it fantasized about being scramble real thoroughly..... ;)

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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Ashar » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:09 am

As always, I don't get it ::) :P ;D
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:34 am

As always, I don't get it ::) :P ;D


Oh for cryin' out loud, Ash...!

Have we got to reveal the answer in detail via a P M to everyone!... :o...!

LOL... ;D...!

Chicken and Egg!.....Ask yourself "The Universal Question"...then read the Post again at the top...!!

Bleedin' Norah...!!

F...LOL... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:12 pm

hahaha lol.......... good one!
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Ashar » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:19 pm

As always, I don't get it ::) :P ;D


Oh for cryin' out loud, Ash...!

Have we got to reveal the answer in detail via a P M to everyone!... :o...!

LOL... ;D...!

Chicken and Egg!.....Ask yourself "The Universal Question"...then read the Post again at the top...!!

Bleedin' Norah...!!

F...LOL... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


Oh...Can't blame me, it was the first thing I saw when I woke up...Now the brain is functioning alright :P ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby aussiewannabe » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:17 pm

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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby alrot » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:58 am

:-? Its that a double sense joke?




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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:49 am

:-? Its that a double sense joke?




;D


Yes, Alex!...;)....>>>>

"Double entendre"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre

...but I'm not going to go through all the trouble of explaining it....AGAIN!... :o...!

LOL.... ;D...!

F....Tip:...."Which came first?"... ::)... ::)... ::)...!

...(before it rolls off the end of the Threads...)... :(...!
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Re: Egg question resolved

Postby Travis » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:28 am

:-? Its that a double sense joke?




;D


No!  That is a senseless joke! :D
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