Some sad news about "a great Icon"

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Some sad news about "a great Icon"

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:31 pm

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Re: Some sad news about "a great Icon"

Postby Ashar » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:32 pm

HHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D ;D

Elderly father...Pop Tart ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some sad news about "a great Icon"

Postby a1 » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:33 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some sad news about "a great Icon"

Postby Jared » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:37 am

*plays taps in the distance*
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Re: Some sad news about "a great Icon"

Postby H » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:14 am

Newly assembled for the occasion, The New Pied Pipers stated that, despite any errancy, Doughboy always tried to make sure everyone got their just desserts. They then rendered their version of :
"When I said I kneaded you
Should I have baked and wrapped you, too,
And labeled you "Made at home...'"
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You should know the old tune to that, Rom ;)



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